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#050 · 02:04:33

everyone in skyrim hates this guy

Idk if you guys have played it yet, but there's a skyrim RP server called Keizall. Do yourself a favor and get on that shit. It's all i've been doing for 2 weeks.
#049 · 01:47:17

We Went Prospecting for Gold

Sam, Poob, and Omid went out to Dahlonega, GA to find the last nuggets from the 1829 Gold Rush.
#048 · 02:22:55

Crushing Peptides with a Couple of Crackers

featuring Dugo and Willard
#047 · 02:00:49

The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen

gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on
#046 · 02:18:36

Tales from a Zoo Keeper - @CreatureCrossing

Brayden is back for another awesome episode. Except this time he has an actual podcast setup and a good internet connection. Consider this his redemption arc.
#045 · 02:01:02

Yabba Dabba Doo Orange

pooberton's house flooded
#044 · 02:10:15

Hangin With the Touchler

every family has at least one
#043 · 02:03:50

Everyone Has a Price

Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.
#042 · 01:52:42

Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble

musings of modern day philosophers
#041 · 02:33:48

Post Stroke Clarity

this year is full of possibilities!
#040 · 01:51:47

The Passion of the Poob

Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.
#039 · 02:38:04

This Guy Edited Mythbusters - Ft. ToastRackTV

This is ToastRackTV, a man that chose to end his career of TV editing to pursue the biggest dream of all, being a Tarkov streamer.
#038 · 02:03:42

Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong

Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.
#037 · 01:42:08

Welcome To The Right Wing Pipeline

The Sams ON LOCATION in the CITY of SIN to record our liberal whiner-baby special at the rootin' tootin' gun event thrown by Donut Operator and Brandon Herrara.
#036 · 01:43:25

Arguing With a Brick Wall

Fresh off the heels of twitchcon with so many stories to tell.
#035 · 01:56:01

A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing

really confronting some important life questions here, like uh, how much straw we can stuff in a forge before sam's uncle comes back from the dead and kicks his ass or something
#034 · 02:17:02

Flesh Shows us the Light

Hey guys this episode is featuring Flesh Simulator. Kind of a Dale Gribble conspiracy type guy.
#033 · 02:25:04

Based and Josie Pilled

Josie came on the show to tell us about her experiences at an 18+ My Little Pony convention called Mare Fair and winning Fishtank
#032 · 02:52:56

The Patron Inquisition

Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us?
#031 · 02:11:12

IGOR! TURN ME INTO A NA'VI IGOR!

THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR!
#030 · 03:37:01

some of you live like animals

Thanks for sending in pics of your houses. I went ahead and catalogued all the pictures showing unlocked windows and sent them to that geoguesser guy so that he can send me ur addresses.
#029 · 02:12:42

Too Dumb to be A.I.

this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend
#028 · 01:34:20

We Finally Bought a Content House

See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.
#027 · 02:33:33

Worst Guest Do-Over Ft. J1mmy

J1mmy holds the prestigious honor of being the only guest with an episode so bad that we never aired it. This is his redemption arc.
#026 · 01:56:32

DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.
#025 · 02:17:35

Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.
#024 · 02:31:15

You Get What You Deserve

let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama cough Head to https://factormeals.com/forehead50off and use code forehead50off for 50% off first box, plus free shipping
#023 · 02:07:07

The Great HAMMering

this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur wrong.
#022 · 01:40:47

Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie

It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.
#021 · 02:58:58

Rewatching Our Worst Episode

We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.
#020 · 02:26:02

Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers

we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.
#019 · 01:23:50

The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight

talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley
#018 · 02:18:49

How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ParanormalQuest

We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts
#017 · 02:16:20

Our Best Guest Yet

Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.
#016 · 02:17:56

Septic Tank Santa

don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies
#015 · 01:49:48

The Happiest Time of the Year

sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool
#014 · 02:12:19

Chicken Pot Lies

It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is
#013 · 01:55:30

A Feast for Brows

this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams
#012 · 02:02:55

Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit

we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome
#011 · 01:57:02

This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian

We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.
#010 · 02:25:38

All Hail the Great Magnet

May its magnetism cleanse this city.
#009 · 02:48:15

Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield

This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything
#008 · 03:44:11

Debunking Your Stupid Conspiracy Theories

You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.
#007 · 02:21:53

Most Epic Domestic Dispute of All Time

There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag
#006 · 01:54:15

Earthworm Joe

joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe
#005 · 02:55:00

Huge Squirrel Nuts

there's nothing more patriotic
#004 · 02:15:30

The Great Discord Mod Civil War

When two titans clash, the whole of discord suffers.
#003 · 01:52:18

Stalking A Former Guest

Sam heads up to Poob's house and the boys go on a poorly planned misadventure to see a fan favorite former guest
#002 · 02:42:46

Stoking The Parasocial Flames

We got you guys to send in some messages for the show. Some of you are really funny you should make your own podcasts.
#001 · 02:47:55

Sam's New Addiction

sam starts huffing some strange minty white powder and the episode goes tits up (the usual)

everyone in skyrim hates this guy

We Went Prospecting for Gold

Crushing Peptides with a Couple of Crackers

The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen

Tales from a Zoo Keeper - @CreatureCrossing

Yabba Dabba Doo Orange

Hangin With the Touchler

Everyone Has a Price

Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble

Post Stroke Clarity

The Passion of the Poob

This Guy Edited Mythbusters - Ft. ToastRackTV

Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong

Welcome To The Right Wing Pipeline

Arguing With a Brick Wall

A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing

Flesh Shows us the Light

Based and Josie Pilled

The Patron Inquisition

IGOR! TURN ME INTO A NA'VI IGOR!

some of you live like animals

Too Dumb to be A.I.

We Finally Bought a Content House

Worst Guest Do-Over Ft. J1mmy

DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

You Get What You Deserve

The Great HAMMering

Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie

Rewatching Our Worst Episode

Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers

The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight

How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ParanormalQuest

Our Best Guest Yet

Septic Tank Santa

The Happiest Time of the Year

Chicken Pot Lies

A Feast for Brows

Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit

This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian

All Hail the Great Magnet

Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield

Debunking Your Stupid Conspiracy Theories

Most Epic Domestic Dispute of All Time

Earthworm Joe

Huge Squirrel Nuts

The Great Discord Mod Civil War

Stalking A Former Guest

Stoking The Parasocial Flames

Sam's New Addiction